Hey ladies! Tired of your love life being hampered by the knee-high narcissists on J-Date? Sick of lonely walks home with a fistful of ill-fated phone numbers? Or how about being pushed to the bottom of a half-gallon Ben & Jerry's Brownie Batter by the perils of dating?
Well this guy has a solution for you.
Simply polish (read: rip) away unwanted hair with this revolutionary new hair removal pad and watch your love life soar to new heights. Prerequisite: you must be a bronzed, leggy model with strap heels to begin with.
Now all you have to do is ditch those anchor girlfriends you hang out with. Anyone that can be described as, "the one with the laugh," "the one with the cat," or "the one that sort of looks like the lead singer of Rascal Flatts" applies here.
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