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(Bob Ross voice):

Good afternoon my happy friends, welcome to Dick Drawing with Bob Ross.

We're going to start here with a few clouds, because we all love clouds. Clouds are very, very free.

Now we're going to get right into the balls. We'll drop one right there. And now we gotta give him a friend. Like I always say, 'everyone needs a friend.'

Moving on, we put the shaft right in there like that, yeah, just like that.

And maybe in our little world, this shaft has a happy little head. Happy as we can be.

Now before we add any details, we want to clean our brush on the brush rack. Just beat the devil out of it, right there.

And we finish it off with a few veins and some hair. People will think you spent hours doing this.

There you have it.

From all of us here I’d like to wish you happy dick drawing.

And this will just be our little secret.