Tuesday, June 23, 2009

OUR SHAFT SWORDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
























On Deadliest Warrior, each episode will pit two of the most feared warriors civilization has ever known against each other. For example, Viking vs. Samurai, Green Beret vs. Spetznaz and apparently Dagger Dick vs. his immortal adversary, the Machete Monkey. Not to be confused with the Sabre Schlong, the Love Dart or the Gravy Maker.

Experts analyze every facet of their unique skills of destruction, culminating in a head-to-head final fight between two legends of the battlefield that will produce the deadliest warrior. Ha, head-to-head. Get it?

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